Return Well-Pleased and Pleasing [to Him].

hey lookie

my name

katelinnea:

nedian:

I love when cats decide they love something.

That is a very patient bunny.

noorstairway:

notsograndr:

callmehopeless-notromantic:

d0ugieslizard:

mjolnirss:

alfuhdawg:

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IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER

this kills me!

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They actually did it, too.

this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life

lol omg *die

amovible:

thebiblemachine:

braiker:

Are you fucking kidding me? Did we all just wake up in 1938?

wtat

Ironically Palestinians have to do that in Israel and no one bats an eye

pretty sure there’s a counter article saying this is fake

I had this person where, for a short while, seeing their name made me physically feel queasy. I think that has mostly passed but I still feel that on an emotional level when I see them mentioned.

Posted 7 hours ago With 1 note

Tagged: #pls do not

There was a kid either today or yesterday at school wearing a t-shirt that had Ohio on it with “worst state ever” written inside it

Posted 8 hours ago With 5 notes

revvann:

rock-allday:

Don’t fear death, fear the state in which you will die.

I was always afraid of Ohio

LOOOL

Posted 8 hours ago With 171,798 notes

And now im thinking

She probably has no idea that I converted unless someone else told her

Should be nice and awkward

Posted 9 hours ago With 2 notes

I haven’t seen one of my aunt’s in over four years, and when we last saw her she told my mom to get in touch when I graduate so she can come or whatevs

Yo, she was so easy to find. Literally googled her name and it was the first thing to pop up, took 5 mins.

Posted 9 hours ago With 2 notes

“WHITE PEOPLE NEED TO APPROPRIATE THE LOTA”

rassasier (via supersleepyzahra)

i did

great decision

Posted 12 hours ago With 412 notes

itsnotmyfaultiloveyou:

eyeshab:

itsnotmyfaultiloveyou:

eyeshab:

Can I marry all of you.
get in here let’s hug it out

Uhm can you get your dad to call my dad or how does this work?

Should we let our moms know first? They’re usually more understanding and I know if we just throw this at our Baba’s they’ll be in a daze. 💍❤️😍

Mama should definitely know first😅 aint no way I’M telling my dad myself. The plan is to tell mama to tell baba!

It’s always best to tell mom first. She knows how to break the news to dad for best possible results

Posted 13 hours ago With 24 notes

saneea1:

asadakahawk:

I love my country because its map looks like a dinosaur with it’s mouth wide open..
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There was one drawn on chart in my school classroom. And i always looked at it like its a dianosaur running.

Posted 14 hours ago With 120 notes

buildmorewalls:

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

good 

let the men develop weak bones 

Posted 14 hours ago With 241,028 notes

seraphphoenix:

STOP WHAT YOURE DOING. THERES A KITTY SWIMMING ON YOUR DASH

itsnotmyfaultiloveyou:

itsnotmyfaultiloveyou:

I’m always late to school, I’m missing a math test that i haven’t studied for because i forgot it was today, my family doesn’t love me, I’m craving pizza, I’m broke as hell and i cant get a job, no one loves me, I’m on the couch in my towel thinking about how I’m such a failure… If you’re having a bad day think of me and say Alhamdulillah

Also i broke my nail and someone broke my heart. Just thought y’all should know

If u wanna talk about bad nail breaks once I was playing basketball and while dribbling the ball came up and hit my thumb nail straight on. Cracked it pretty decently

Posted 17 hours ago With 5 notes